Kayne West plays a homeless rapper

How low is music today? Is it so low that you have to play a homeless rapper on a Family Guy spin off? According to Kayne West, it is that low.

OK, so this dude is playing a homeless rapper. He is a waiter at a supposedly "gangster" version of the Hard Rock Cafe called Fudd Ruck the Police. And he's raising his 4-year-old daughter in a car. He was so dumb he told her that cars were houses and houses were cars.

Anyway, he wants to spite his childhood nemesis Barry Obama (note the political stab), who was a good basketball player until he became a worse president. So Kayne makes a hit-single out of nowhere called, "Be-Cleve in Yourself." It tops the Cartoon Charts (right next to Bart Simpson, damn it), because they took the song as a joke. Which it was. He performs the song to a girl stuck in a well, which is pretty much useless since the fucking firefighters completely ignore the girl stuck in the well.

To sum it up, it was complete shit. But that's what you get from a homeless rapper.

Billy Joe? On Broadway?

Ok, this might seem wierd, but have you heard of the Broadway adaption of Green Day's American Idiot? Sucks, right, just like the album? Well guess what: Billie Joe, singer of Green Day, is joining this train wreck of a musical.

Note he's taking the role of a psychopathic drug-dealer, which fits because he was (or still is) a psychopathic drug-dealer.

But the good news is that he's only doing this for 6-8 days, so you won't hear that heap of shit for too long. But even worse news is that after he leaves, he'll kick off a South American tour.

Look out Brazillians. Look out Hollywood. Look out New York. Look out everybody, 'cause Billie Joe's in town.